The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I went to high school with a kid names Stains The class wouldn’t stop laughing when the teacher said “Come Stains, in my office”
A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter" *He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."
Joe Biden is not my president. I didn't vote for him!!! No seriously guys he's not my president. Im from Nepal. I didn't vote for him.P.S. Congrats US for taking the first step towards undoing the 4 years of chaos.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his paperwork. The poor man dyed a loan.
What do you call someone with frosted tips and dandruff? Frosted flakesI'm sorry
My homeboy got rear-ended on a motorcycle wearing a bright green shirt, with shiny red hair: It kind of makes sense.... It was hard to miss him
"Kneel before me!" demands a portly king. All present kneel, except for one peasant who remains standing casually. Outraged, the king points his scepter at this peasant and barks, "You there, why do you not kneel!?" The peasant responds, "Considering how long it'd take you even just to get out of that chair, there's clearly no need to rush."
Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream. One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?' The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'
We never make mistakes. There was an incident a few years ago where I was sure I had made a mistake, but it turned out I was wrong.
I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what? It wooden start.
"Would you be interested in contributing to our Sperm Foundation Fund?" No thanks, I gave at the office.
I'm trying to stream Titanic But it keeps syncing