The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
This is the anniversary of my great great great grandfather inventing camouflage. Not that anyone noticed.
I stole the punctuation keys from a Judge's keyboard yesterday. I'm expecting a long sentence.
Almost all coins look the same This must be what we call a coincidence
I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes Because then you are a mile away and have their shoes!
An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It's at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community? A socially dissed ant.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.