The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.