The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
How do atoms decide which one should be put in charge? By having general electrons.