The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him.. His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?" Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."
TIL 19th century philosopher William Jacob Walsh once predicted a more sophisticated information public information network may result in less objective and reliable information being distributed, rather than the reverse Of course, this will really only be funny if this joke makes the front page and people don't immediately realise I posted this on r/jokes and made up William Jacob Walsh
Hard crowd tonight ey Maybe I should put my clothes back on
Polish guy goes into an Opticians for an eye test. Optician holds up the card with CZWJNYSACZ and asks him can he read that?The Pole says “Read it? I know the cunt”.
What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean menstruation station.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.