The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
What do you mean I can't identify as a television? Just watch me!
My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden. No way would she have done that if she were still alive.
I got a third degree burn the other day Needless to say it was getting on my nerves
My pandemic no-shaving challenge is going great! I haven't shaved before work in months! I also haven't worked in months.
If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
What surprise did the artist give to the nun? Unsolicited diptychs
A known and loved goverment official is going car to car The whole of congress has been captured and terrorists are threatening to douse them in gasoline and burn them if we don't fork over $10,000,000,000The man hands him a 10 and asks how much people donate on average.Roughly a gallon was his reply.
What is green and quickly turns red if you push a button? A frog in a blender
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction.I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure.
Today my wife showed me all about the 50 Shades of Gray. Then we picked one. Now I have to paint the bedroom.
A guy walks into a convenience store and asks "Can I have a can 'o dew?" Store clerk tells him, "No can dew"
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.