The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
Unfortunately, the longest day of the year is just under a month away... And I still don’t know what to get her for her birthday.
“I lost 5 pounds.” “That’s good for your health!” The colombians disagree.
The local furniture store sells stools I checked out one of their samples and I was unimpressed. It looked like a piece of shit.
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence.
Where does a dyslexic kangaroo go when he's sick The Hopsital
I once pushed a guy off his bike I've since been banned from that gym
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Why'd the accused pimp take so long to answer the judge? He wanted to gather his THOTs first.