The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.