The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak I just look next to The potatoes and it's right fucking there
Europe is like a fridge You have the freezing cold part at the top Then in the middle, you have cheese, cold meat, and a good drinks selectionThen down the bottom corner, there's just turkey and grease
I hate flat edged shovels They have no point
English is a wierd language Noses run and feet smell
Size difference Q: What's smaller than a teeny weeny Ant?.................A: An Ant's teeny weeny!
So I went into the park today and I saw a homeless man sitting on the wishing well with his pants down to his ankles. Well shit.
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about paper, but it's tearable.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.