The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I used to be a ventriloquist, until I lost my dummy. Now I'm just a schizophrenic.
how do you surprise a blind guy? you leave the plunger in the toilet
Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm Because you're annoying and wont shut up
Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
I worked in a helium factory I resigned after a week, I wasn't going to be spoken to like that
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, "I love you." "Is that you or the beer talking?" she asked. I answered, "It's me... talking to my beer."