The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you later.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.