The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Don't Do It In The Dark Roses are redViolets are blueI applied it to the headThought it was lubeNow my hand's stuck to the endTurns out it was glueSorry if I'm leaving you on readRight arm's down to my nudeFor hours I've been on my bedMy folks ... read more
New Years resolution to recycle water I am putting a bucket in each shower and using the collected water in the clothes washer. I really don’t care what everyone else at the gym says.
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
Why did the woman flash the tattoo artist. It was tit for tat.
Why was the woman turned off when Yoda said "Hello. My name is Yoda. It's nice to meet you." He was being too forward.
What's a corpse's favorite currency? Cryptocurrency
What noise does a dead giraffe make? *thud*
Everyone is of the idea that shark song will be played 18 years from now in proms and clubs. As adults do you ever go singing... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.... ..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....
The Calendar Had to Visit the Doctor. It had a terrible year-ache.
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
I have this rare condition where I may get consecutive numbers mixed up, and my friend just got diagnosed recently. I thought I was the only two.
Why was the cub shy after taking his shirt off at the pool? He was a little bare
When a physician was asked if his new diet of pizza and crepes for COVID-19 patients was working He said, "I don't know, but that's the only food we can get under the door."
A soldier was rushed to the hospital with a horrific bayonet wound. Unfortunately, he was pronounced dead on a rifle.
How does a wheel work? Tirelessly.