The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
What do you call a French guy with a loaf of bread stuck up his butt? A pain in the ass.
To understand what recursion is... You must first understand what recursion is
An actor rehearsing on stage was going on and on about the colors "No, THIS is where you illuminate the stage with sunflower yellow, and HERE is when you fade to chartreuse!" he said, tapping emphatically on the manuscript. Opening day came, and the actor found himself now fully and completely in The lemon-limelight
Idk if this has been done before, I thought of it today in gym class: what’s a baby’s favorite clothing brand? Fruit of the womb
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales? A Entertainment Center.
So many weird stuff on the internet these days Makes me think if corona virus was just a 'you are what you eat' by a Batman fan.
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
An old man is walking around with his zipper opened. His wife notices and turns to him and tells him to zip up his zipperWhich he relpies, "Why? What cant get up can't get out."