The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My roommates keep saying that the house is haunted by a ghost How many times do I have to tell these fuckers I’m a phantom.
Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
My wife and I have ,after a long discussion, decided we don't want children. We're telling them tomorrow.
I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A... They were raising canes.
What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Customer, Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.
What do you call a Mexican Owl? Hoolio
A lion calls 911 and gets put on hold. a couple of minutes later...911 what is your emergency?Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!Are the other cubs safe??Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...
A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted.
What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.