The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call it when you have your grandmother on speed dial. Instagram
The show "COPS" is no longer filmed honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.
Just put my father's ashes in the bin. I wish he'd stop smoking or just empty the tray himself.
Why was the old lady kicked off the baseball team? She swallowed a fly.
I was walking past a building site when the guy hammering the roof called me a "paranoid little weirdo" In morse code
Did you hear about the dinosaur that couldn't stop coughing? It was a bronchitisaurus.
Anyone got a fork and a plate? Reddit handed me a slice o cake, but 2hrs til it expires and they left me without silverware and fine china needed to enjoy it 🙁
I have a joke about paper, but it's tearable.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.