The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
It's Important To Know When To Use A Period And When To Use A Question Mark Otherwise you might tell someone "your daughter is having their first question mark."
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people? None of them work.
Q: Why are balloons so expensive? A: Inflation.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.