The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.