The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man goes into a book shop and asks the assistant, "I heard there's a new book just out about living with a small penis. I'm not sure what it's called. Have you got it in yet?" Assistant: "Yes, that's the one."(Other versions have been posted but I reckon this is the right formulation...)
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
Arguing against an idiot is like playing chess against a pigeon You strategically think of all the moves and you have the intelligence to win, but they will just shit on all the pieces and then strut around as if they'd won
If someone unearths a source of untold power then it is a discovery If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniel's? Jack is still killing Indians.
What do you call a low budget circumcision? A rip-off
What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer
Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic? They have had bad experiences with mandates.
Nurse in a care home walked past one of the bedrooms She sees an elderly lady sucking on her husbands penis.She came in and said "Mrs Philips, you can't do that.""Why not?" She asked, "I enjoy doing it.""Yes." She replied, "but it was meant to be buried with the rest of him."
What do you call 5 naked French men? Deix Nuts!
So I said to the manager "try before you buy" It still got me kicked out of the sex toy shop.
What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.
My wife was so excited that she pulled something out of her closet from 10 years ago that still fits.. "Can you believe it? After 10 years and it still fits!""Babe, it's a fucking scarf!"
I once told a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice. Looking back...It was a bad idea.
So apparently Julie Andrews (best known for playing Mary Poppins) will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick... She claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell. In a statement, she said, “The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.