The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
My dog Syndrome keeps jumping up on people. Down, Syndrome!(I blame [this joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/i6d96/my_dog_mitten_ate_two_shuttlecocks_this_morning/) for dredging this up from my memory)
They put all sorts of wild patterns on pants these days. Britches be crazy.
Two high jumpers walked into a bar Two high jumpers walked into a bar.The third one won.
Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station...The other's a busty crustacean!
If Britain leaves EU, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB
Boss: Why do you- Me: *sshhh*Boss: What is your biggest wea-Me: *sshhh*Boss: (whispering) you're hired. Welcome to the library.
For those who dare steal Death's pillows.. Prepare yourself for the reaper cushions
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
What did one nail technician say to the other after a customer walked out over a $1 price increase? Man, he petty
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive
Do you want a box for leftovers? No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn't habanero.
What noises do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, cackle and pop.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.