The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down you pants and show him your nuts.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach Thinking he was trying to weigh less with maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help." "Sure it will," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers..
My friend is addicted to oxygen. He keeps telling me he can’t live without it.
A pizza slice walks into a bar asking for a drink The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... Do I Keep The Letters?
LPT for people like me who couldn't breath with a face mask on ....Take it out of the plastic bag first. I haven't felt like I was suffocating since I learned this.
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow long enough.
My wife once said, “Sex is better during vacation”. That was not a nice postcard to receive.
Women are like parking spaces All the good ones are taken so when no ones looking you put it in a disabled one