The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.