The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Donald Trump is being followed by smart ideas But he's faster