The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just found out about the second meaning of BBC.... Who cares about British television?
What do you get when you leave a pair of dentures in the freezer overnight? Frost bite
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
"NSFW" Peter Paul took Peppermint Patty behind the Powerhouse and stuck his Butterfinger up her Cherry Bing. She let out a Snicker.Nine Mounds later she had a Baby Ruth.
I put scaffolding on my Hi-fi and steel girders on my digital radio. Then my mom told me to stop reinforcing stereo types.
Why do birds always congregate on power wires? So they can hang out with their friends online.
Just made a chicken salad... Not even sure if chicken's like salad, but I guess we're about to find out
I told my friend that sometimes after you go to the bathroom, you can wipe yourself and the toilet paper comes up completely clean He said “no shit”
In Soviet Union a Screwdriver is not Orange Juice with Vodka... It’s Vodka with Orange Juice(Jokester’s Note: Russian Vodka is the best in the world regarding to taste, which inspired me to make this joke, love y’all(as far as a westerner goes))
I didn’t really understand baseball in the past Just didn’t catch it back then
People keep talking about black holes I guess they have a lot of mass appeal.
Do you know where Chuck Norris stands on White Nationalists? On their necks.
The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Did you hear about the Pride Parade float that fell over? Apparently it was top-heavy
What do fat ghosts need to do to lose weight? Exorcise