The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What the difference between a green pea and a chick pea? I've never had a green pea on my chest.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”