The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.Edit to add: Thank you for the Gold and Silvers kind strangers!
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
Why did Trumps Team end up at a landscaping business for the announcement? Because he was the Lawn Order president
We didnt know if we wanted to cremate or bury my grandmother So we let her live
How does 2+2 =5 ? By mistake
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill... So, I sent him a 'Get well Soon' card.
I hate father in laws So I only date black girls