The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
What does two rice grains in the sink mean? Some Somalian has been up all night puking.
Just got and took 4 grams of shrooms for half the normal price. I am literally beside myself
What is the one thing common between my girlfriend and my favorite book? Both are works of fiction.