The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.