The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!