The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!