The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!