The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.