The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I was having dinner with my boss His wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Tim?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow. My favourite Tim Vine Joke
The present day is not like the 1960's Nobody can drink from any water fountains.
My girlfriend just started working at a grease factory ... It's so hard to get ahold of her now.
I heard a rumour there is a remake of Brokeback mountain in the works starring women On the one hand im sick of all these remakes, on the other hand...Will be lotion.
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.