The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
I have just started a company manufacturing over-sized sinks... Does anyone on here mind if I give it a massive plug?
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
How do you set your digital location to Skyrim? You use NordVPN
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
What do you call a place to buy bootleg horror movies? A Spookeasy
Get that summer Super Saiyan look in 3 easy steps! 1. Bleach 2. Samurai Shampoo 3. Neon Genesis Hairgelion>!sorry for the low quality pun on the last one - came up with this in the car!<
My New Year Resolution for 2018 is... Buying bitcoin in 2011!
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.