The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
My New Year Resolution for 2018 is... Buying bitcoin in 2011!
Wrote a free file compression program. I made zip.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
The last time I was down in Mexico, I saw something very peculiar; what I thought was a shrub covered in slices of pork... I went for a closer look and one of the locals stopped me."Don't go down there, Señor..." he tells me, "... Eet might be a Hambush."
Growing up in a colony, the nuns told me to never turn your back on a priest. I mean, there's a reason why they became missionaries.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
If you search "pig" on Google Images, every image has the same file type. They're all .jpigs.
What do you call a potato that makes videos for the internet? A YouTUBER.
My parents called a meeting just to tell me I'm really well-suited to my environment? I don't remember exactly what they said, but it was something like, "son, you're adapted."
what do you call a fish that can dunk? swooshi !(proud of this one)
You wanna sell seashells by the seashore? Well that’s a lot easier done than said.
Went to the corner shop - bought four corners
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it." That's just generally speaking.