The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do sharks and people have in common? All the great ones are white.
Did you hear about the cocaine addicted improv actor? He was constantly thinking about his next line
So I heard Australia just ordered a mass cull of over 5000 camels yesterday... Wouldn't be the first time a drunk Aussie polished off a pack of camels in an afternoon.
Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll? FOUR!!!I'm going to Hell.
A lonely, angry young man started to keep a spreadsheet of all the women who he thought had wronged him. It was the incel's Excel.
If Trump had been editor of the Sun, "Virginia" would have received a much different answer... No.
Evangelists don’t need health care. They’re on the single prayer system.
Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential.