The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Do you guys know which has become the most expensive streaming service of all times ? University
Family had no money left, so the husband sent his wife to work the streets. She came home in the morning, and her husband asked:”How much did you make?”“$804” she said“Which idiot gave you $4 ???” he asked“Well... everyone...”
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas? Because the last time a Fat Man came to town, they lost half their population.
What do ghosts drink at parties? BOOOOOZE!
I think it's just deplorable all the sexist people who want to undermine Katherine Bouman's role in the black hole photo. we all know with NASA's budget they could of never afforded a man.
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.
What’s the difference between the “China Virus” and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
What do you call a big shark with a huge dick? Megalodong
What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others? Mussolini
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!! Man, that sentence was way too long.
I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad. I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."
What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands? A massacre.