The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
You’ll NEVER believe THIS secret of how African fisherman are talking to worms to MAXIMISE their catch! Sorry, but this is click bait.
Got my second shot now..... Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot.
Why does Santa have prostate cancer? Because he only cums once a year.
What is it called when an injured man dies from food poisoning? Soup de grace.
Does anyone else find that cucumber makes them burp a lot? Or am I just shoving mine up too far?
A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, “No change yet.”
What do you call a used shirt from someone from Chernobyl Third hand
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I once met a girl who confused a tube of KY Jelly with super glue I asked her how it happened, but sadly her lips were sealed.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.