The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition.
The American education system obviously listens to Pink Floyd… …they've left those kids a loan.
I have a decent joke about a cow but it’s pretty offensive so I’ll probably need to take it down [remooooooved]
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'