The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why can't the man ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie (Maybe leave this one until the kids aren't around!)
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ... I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist
My buddy has stopped trying to date cougars and is chasing something older! Are those called sabre-toothed tigers?
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.