The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
In breaking news, Trump’s personal library has burned down. The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn’t even finished coloring the second one.
Why are most American men circumcised? Because its rude to have the hospital deliver you and not leave a tip
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean? He uses Comet.
Which month do wives complain the least? February because it has fewer days.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
A few days ago, a team of 200 scientists released the first ever image of a cosmic body with a mass 7 billion times that of the sun's, also known as yo mama lmao
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''