The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I’ve been trying to convince my wife to get a tattoo of a kitten on her breast. Just so she could have a “titty tat.”
Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists? They'll always stab you in the back.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Everyone in our little town was shocked and horrified that the local butcher got busted for selling drugs. I had seen Pete once a week like clockwork for over a decade, never even knew he was a butcher.
What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth? A toothbrush
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Give a man a shirt, and he'll wear it once Tell a man he looks good in it, and he'll wear it for a lifetime
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five