The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Whats the best part of an asbestos smoothie? The fiber.
My cafe owner girlfriend broke up with me last night. I guess I just wasn't her cup of tea.
What do you call an airplane full of Accountants? A Boring 747!
Nvidia teams up with Oceana nonprofit to track manta rays' travelling habits They're applying their latest ray tracing technology.
The theme of my companies team building retreat this year was mindfulness. They asked each one of us to give two examples of an open minded person. They said there were no wrong answers but, If your answer is author Ernest Hemingway and singer Kurt Cobain it gets you a meeting with HR.
My friend said that he replaced the Oxygen with Uranium in a water molecule. I was like, "HUH?"
I went into a cafe today to get some hot cocoa and sit down. The lady at the table next to me was on her computer and clearly becoming irate. She starts getting all huffy, throwing expletives here and there under her breath. Seconds later, she goes full crazy... "You can't tell me what to do you stupid piece of trash!?!" I happened to glance over at her screen and see this, she was in command prompt...C:\Users\Karen>taskmgr.exe