The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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How does Gordon Ramsay discern a leopard from a jaguar? ITS FUCKING ROAR!
What has 800 legs and only 16 teeth? The queue at Primark on Monday.
A joke from my 4 year old niece. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Because he lost his balls
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct == Dec
What's the quickest way to discard an old bike? Put a lock on it an place it in downtown Vancouver.
How do you beat a diabetic rapper in a rap battle Candy Bars
My dyslexic uncle ruined Christmas... He warped all the presents
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
I got sent home from work today because I failed the temperature test today. I dropped my pants and bent over. They should have said it was a thermal scan!
Why did the doctor put a flesh-eating snail on the burn wound? To make the Eschar go!
I hate my job-all I do is crush cans all day. It's soda pressing.
Stupid Overcomplicated euphemism jokes 1.I’m a transaction manager for a multibillion dollar corporation I work as a McDonald’s cashier 2.“Mom there is a burglar in here” “No kid I’m just an asset reallocation specialist”3.“So what do you do for a living?” “I travel and driv... read more