The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Guy dies and enters Heaven. Upon opening his eyes, he sees thousands of clocks on the walls. Also noticed that the minute and hour hands on each clock are turning at different speeds....some slow and some faster. Guy asks St Peter what the clocks mean.....[NSFW] St Peter explains that every time you masturbated, the clock would turn one complete rotation. Guy asks where his clock is. St Peter replies, “we use your clock as a bathroom fan.”
What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.