The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
What did Robert Palmer say to the light when he flipped the wrong switch? I didn't mean to turn you on.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.