The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon... One leans to the other and says "Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?"The other blond says "Obviously the moon. You can't see Florida."
There was a monk helping make breakfast for the monastery, and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.
Why does the ugly waitress work for tips? Because nobody wants to stick the whole thing in
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Apparently all the bathroom fixtures in the Whitehouse are now gold. I just heard the President likes gold in showers.
I really wish people would stop talking about my problematic past. It’s time to talk about my problematic future.
The COVID-19 lock down has gone on for FAR too long... It has lasted for one Tool song.
If you think the history channel is bad at midnight. You should see the staff room.
I read an article on internet.... and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are- diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.
Don't think that colour doesn't matter. Brown, yellow and black must be eliminated so that only white remains. It's the only way to reach victory. Said the snooker teacher.
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling?"Cum at me bro".\-Why did the wild fowl sneak into the girls washroom?He was a peeking duck\-What did the fruit farmer say when asked about his crops?"It's bananas"\... read more
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1