The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving. I told him it's because they are stationary.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
If Trump had been editor of the Sun, "Virginia" would have received a much different answer... No.
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it
What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing? Naval oranges.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.