The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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The Future, past and present were having an argument it was tense
So i was watching p*rn last night and accidently pressed cast to tv, it found a samsung tv and started steaming... I dont have a samsung tv in my house.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Time is like a mountain It is very difficult to budget