The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.
The current pandemic has caused the price of deer meat to reach all time lows. Deer testicles are under a buck.
Why won't I ever make a water feature on top of a mountain where a lot of baby horses are buried? My mom taught me to never make fountains out of foal hills
They always told me to put 5 colors on my plate to stay healthy. So how did I get diabetes on my M&M only diet?
Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force... ...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.