The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What does a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? They’re both safe until you light them on fire and put them in your mouth.
The guy from the damn Daniel vine was arrested for kidnapping children. You could say that he was back at it again with the white vans.
I used to sell cookware, but that didn't pan out. So I've switched to selling underwear for a brief time.
I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now.
Wendy’s has the Baconator and a smaller Baconator called Son of Baconator There is also a secret menu item called Stepson of Baconator where Wendy’s finds a burger and ignores it for 10 years while banging its mom.
2020 has been brutal this year Now it's just Ruthless
I heard a woman on the street today tell her boyfriend “ALL MEN ARE DOGS!” during an argument.... But for some reason she wasn’t very happy when I asked if I could pet him.And anyways, it was pretty irresponsible to have him off leash and all.
I wanted to take ownership of a building shaped like a triangle. But I couldn’t get anyone to cosine.
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
To become a minstrel I had to buy dozens of chests, hoping to get a an instrument from one of them. Fuck lute boxes.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.